FREQUENTLY ASKED STUFF
-What do you wear under your kilt?
WEll, that's why we made the shirt gets a
little tiring answering that one after
10 or a hundred times
-Love or money?
Love, if she needs money she can sell me
-Secret to life?
Shipping: We try to get orders shipped within a week. We do
festivals all over the US and are often on the road. If you need
something faster call us and we will do everything we can to
get you your kilt to you when you need it.
We ship FREE by priority mail which takes 2-3 days anywhere
in the continental USA.
We do not email separate order confirmations. If you receive
your confirmation from Google, we got your order.
sales outside of the US yes we will ship to other countries,
email us for a shipping cost. You will be responsible for all import duties that
may be charged by your country.
Pay attention to how the instructions tell you to measure
size, pants lie! Do not guess, spend the two whole dollars and
get a measuring tape.
Yes you can exchange or return stock items that are unworn
and unwashed. No restocking fee. We will not accept returns
on special orders so measure carefully or call us!
Can you come see us? Yes, but call us. We don't have a
showroom but will be glad to round up our goodies and show
them to you. Oh and the kilts and stuff too lol.
No, we do not have the Craig Ferguson tartan, though we have
thought about weaving it. It would have to be something
funny.... and by it we mean Craig.
PLEASE tell us that you are looking for a tartan we don't have.
If 10 people want one of the more popular tartans we will have
it woven. So get on the list! You will get your special length for
free, now how can you beat that?
We are always looking for help at festivals. Even people to run
festivals. Drop us a line and lets talk.
The T-shirts are all our designs and we print them with our own
little ink stained hands, arms, feet (and more depending on
how hot it is). Drop us an email if you see someone selling one
of our designs. We would love to have our lawyer
talk to them or at least get their website shut down.